Lucy: "Miss Gloria said "LUCY go to sleep!!!"
Me: Did you go to sleep?
Me: Why not?
Lucy: Well...um... because, um just because um, well I was um, well the cartwheels were hard and because ummm I saw something remember yesterday, I saw something in my room and well ummm just because
Me: so you didn't take a nap?
Auntie Jen upon coming home from a work function:
"It was hot drinking tequilla standing in the sun"
Lucy: "grandpa is my best girl"
Me: I am so freakn' tired
Me: I just want to take a nap